The Telegraph reports on a woman with an object fetish who has just married the Eiffel Tower. A couple of things that freak me out are not only the picture of her kissing the tower, but also how she has a piece of fence in her bedroom that she has a physical relationship with. Wouldn't she experience splinters?
I'm imagining if she is the jealous type - "I know you're cheating on me with the Arc D'Triumph, I've seen the way you look at her curves. I hate you, you dumb tower!"
I'm imagining if she is the jealous type - "I know you're cheating on me with the Arc D'Triumph, I've seen the way you look at her curves. I hate you, you dumb tower!"


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